CAMEL TOE!!!!

So im sitting on the 6 train headed uptown w/my head down  listening to that BP3 album (favorite song "star is born) jamming my life away, So the train pulls into the station and the doors open, ppl rushin in to get a seat knoin dam well its rush hr and its packed like sardines in a can in this bitch.... so anyway im jamming and  i get rudly interupted by a "push" on my head... As im raising my head to see who it is cuz im ready to bark, this big ass "CAMEL TOE" is staring me in my face... for those thats readin this and dont kno what a "CAMEL TOE" is, Its when us females wear pants of any sort and becuz they are tight or small, shyt maybe both for this matter, the pants ride up in our va-jay-jays and it forms the shape of a camel toe..lol... so this big ass camel toe is staring me down in my face and i cant but help to stare back at it (no homo) in amazment on how its owner doesnt kno or feel that her va-jay-jay is on the verge of being "sick"... WTF!!!!!! did she not have panties on... did she not feel that her "mouth" was open ready to talk... maybe she knew and wanted to be a freak nasty and she wore them tight small ass pants anyway EWWWW.. WHAT A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES!!!.. i dont get it, wouldnt catch me dead with a camel toe..lol... ladies imma tell u this when u wear tight pants that give u "camel toe" ur asking for your va-jay-jay to suffer from nite tyme sniffling..sneezing..coughing..itching.. burning.. barking... stuffy head.. fever.. and u gone need medicine so u can rest type of stuff... keep playing ladies ya stuff gonna start talking to ya soon... lmfbao... heres some words of wisdom..  "IF IT DOESNT FIT YOU MUST ACQUIT"!!!! CAMEL TOE ISNT YA HOMEGIRL!!!!